Things that are cute when done by a baby, but off-putting when done by an adult
(This list is illustrative but not exhaustive):
Having arm rolls
Lying naked on a towel on your mom and dad’s bed after a bath
Lifting feet above head
Tiny penis
Sitting in your own feces and smiling about it*
*Important Distinction: does not include sitting in others' feces. That's straight grimey at any age).
Abnormally large head-circumference (big-ass head)
Breast-feeding
Drooling
Androgynous = cute
Do Fat Babies Make Fat Adults?
(I'm currently penning the sister article, Do Fat Adults Make Fat Babies? It's v. chicken/egg).
Baby Head Circumference
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