Short Lists: Fifth in a Series
Things I'm good at: 1-letting dishes pile up in the sink. 2-pessimism. seriously. gold medalist. 3-killing plants. 4-eating bread.
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Short Lists: Fourth in a Series
Things I learned at the lady doctor: 1-If you are thinking about becoming pregnant, you should not do drugs. Thanks waiting room educational posters. 2-There are new guidelines on healthy people going to the lady doctor. This means I won't be back to the lady doctor for 5 years. Rock on. 3-The sight of a pregnant belly makes me grimace. #heartless 4-Don't mess with the models of lady bits. The doctor may come in while you are trying to figure out what's what.
Short lists: Third in a Series
Things that fluctuate daily 1-my weight 2-my feelings on artificial sweetener 3-my total number of friends on facebook
Short Lists: Second in a Series
Things I don't do consistently, and when I do them, I don't do them well: 1. Shave legs 2. Weed flower bed 3. Weed-whack 4. Clean house
Short Lists: First in a Series
Why I don't have kids 1-I have never walked on a glacier 2-I enjoy taking long naps myself 3-I have never been to Barcelona 4-I have never been to Florence 5-I still don't technically know what a birth canal is. Is this just another term for something already there? #sexedfail #catholicupbringing 6-My cat has already been diagnosed with anxiety issues. I mean, just look at her. Clearly this cat leads a tough life. I shudder to think what she'd do if there was actually something stressful in the house. 7-I have never been to Hawaii. 8-20 minutes of "Call the Midwife" and I nearly retched. See #5. 9-I teach teenagers. I know what happens 15+ years later. It ain't pretty and it def. doesn't smell good. and 10-Because "everyone else is doing it"; "you're 30"; and "you're married" aren't good enough reasons for sh*t of this magnitude.