Cleaning out the Inbox: not-as-old

“Did you know you can now use federal dollars to teach abstinence education to 20-29 year olds? Something tells me if you are a 29 year old virgin, you don’t need education. If it has come naturally to you for that long, then…yea.”

-Jackie

January, 2007

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Jackie said…
Wow... I remember the incredulity I felt when learning of that rule, and I remember thinking that Mary would be one of the few people to really understand my inability to understand.........
April 24, 2008 at 9:23 AM
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