Mary vs. the Economy
Mary:
Generally eschews numbers to include basic math.
Economy:
Uses numbers to the point of confusion.
Point: Mary, for keeping it simple.
Economy:
Is the focus of the presidential election.
Mary:
Is still pissed The Office was cancelled because of VP debate.
Point: Mary, for choosing sense of humor over sense of doom.
Economy:
Gets $700 billion dollars to bail it out of trouble.
Mary:
Deals with consequences of her actions.
Point: Mary, for character.
Mary:
Diligently saves in 401k plan.
Economy:
Eats 401k savings for breakfast.
Point: Economy, for being gangsta.
Mary:
Can read or write
Economy:
Eschews those who can read, write, and/or afford their own homes.
Point: Economy. See above.
Mary:
Is sick of hearing about the economy.
Economy:
Friended Mary on Facebook through the "people you may know and/or have screwed" function.
Point: Economy, for embracing social networking.
Final tally:
Mary: 3
Economy: 3
To be continued...
Generally eschews numbers to include basic math.
Economy:
Uses numbers to the point of confusion.
Point: Mary, for keeping it simple.
Economy:
Is the focus of the presidential election.
Mary:
Is still pissed The Office was cancelled because of VP debate.
Point: Mary, for choosing sense of humor over sense of doom.
Economy:
Gets $700 billion dollars to bail it out of trouble.
Mary:
Deals with consequences of her actions.
Point: Mary, for character.
Mary:
Diligently saves in 401k plan.
Economy:
Eats 401k savings for breakfast.
Point: Economy, for being gangsta.
Mary:
Can read or write
Economy:
Eschews those who can read, write, and/or afford their own homes.
Point: Economy. See above.
Mary:
Is sick of hearing about the economy.
Economy:
Friended Mary on Facebook through the "people you may know and/or have screwed" function.
Point: Economy, for embracing social networking.
Final tally:
Mary: 3
Economy: 3
To be continued...
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