Things that are cute when done by a baby, but off-putting when done by an adult
(This list is illustrative but not exhaustive): Having arm rolls Lying naked on a towel on your mom and dad’s bed after a bath Lifting feet above head Tiny penis Sitting in your own feces and smiling about it* *Important Distinction: does not include sitting in others' feces. That's straight grimey at any age). Abnormally large head-circumference (big-ass head) Breast-feeding Drooling Androgynous = cute Funny articles found whilst researching: Do Fat Babies Make Fat Adults? (I'm currently penning the sister article, Do Fat Adults Make Fat Babies? It's v. chicken/egg). Baby Head Circumference