Equals
My landlord = HUGE FRIGGIN IDIOT
living sans water because of the above = new found appreciation for Modern Times
W&M alumni event with cash bar = No way in hell Mary will be attending
Deliberating not answering the question = you don’t know and I called you out by asking
3:30 PM Wednesday = brick wall
Hobbit-sized food critic temp = A.N.N.O.Y.I.N.G
Annie Leibovitz photo of Hannah Montana = Gollum from Lord of the Rings
Seriously, compare this:
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/06/miley200806?currentPage=2
http://www.exploredesign.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gollum.jpg
living sans water because of the above = new found appreciation for Modern Times
W&M alumni event with cash bar = No way in hell Mary will be attending
Deliberating not answering the question = you don’t know and I called you out by asking
3:30 PM Wednesday = brick wall
Hobbit-sized food critic temp = A.N.N.O.Y.I.N.G
Annie Leibovitz photo of Hannah Montana = Gollum from Lord of the Rings
Seriously, compare this:
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/06/miley200806?currentPage=2
http://www.exploredesign.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gollum.jpg
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