Nerd (cough)

Whereas his Brittanie Majesty, in conjunction with the Lords and Commons of Great-Britain, has, by a late Act of Parliament, excluded the inhabitants of these United Colonies from the protection of his crown: And whereas no answer whatever to the humble petitions of the Colonies for redress of grievances, and reconciliation with Great Britain has been or is likely to be given; but the whole force of that kingdom, aided by foreign mercenaries, is to be exerted for the destruction of the good people of these Colonies; And whereas it appears absolutely irreconcilable to reason and good conscience, for the people of these Colonies now to take the oaths and affirmations necessary for the support of any government under the Crown of Great-Britain; and it is necessary that the exercise of every kind of authority under the said Crown should be totally suppressed, and all the powers of government exerted under the authority of the people of the Colonies for the preservation of internal peace, virtue, and good order; as well as for the defence of their lives, liberties and properties, against the hostile invasions and cruel depredations of their enemies:
Therefore

RESOLVED, that it be recommended to the respective Assemblies and Conventions of the United Colonies, where no Government sufficient to the exigencies of their affairs has been hitherto established, to adopt such Governments as shall in the opinion of the Representatives of the People best conduce to the happiness and safety of their Constituents in particular, and Americans in general.

AMERICA, Fuck yea.

John Adams
Resolution to the Second Continental Congress, May 15, 1776

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Jenna said…
Mary, I'm so glad I found your blog! You are hilarious and sarcastic and should be a writer on the daily show. :)
August 5, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Emily and Patrick said…
Mary, I also just found your blog (thanks to Jenna!). I'm so glad! I have so missed your commentary on daily life!
August 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM
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