Best of 8th grade
Oh my god Ms. Steinberg I need to go to the bathroom to wash Trent’s blood off of me.
You better not be texting unless you are texting someone the 5 steps in the law-making process.
Best off-color example:
Student: What does probable cause mean?
Me: It’s like, if you accused Richard of killing Diego, you better have some reason to think he actually did it.
Student: You mean, like proof?
Me: Yea, that’s a much better way to say what I said in one word.
Me: Who is the governor of Virginia?
Student: Bill O’Reilly!
Me: Close.
Student: How old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Student: 21.
Me: I am 45 years old.
Student: No way.
Me: Way.
Why do you want to be a teacher? Teachers don’t make any money. You should be an IT tech person.
My binder smells like a hot dog. (Five minutes later, Bailey pulls a hot dog out of his binder and throws it away).
Me: What does you bracelet say?
Student: Boobies.
Me: Nice.
We rocked so hard that we went back all the way to 1940 and the Tuskegee Airmen! (Black History Project Presentation in the style of Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure)
Ms. Steinberg, what would you do if you were jumped on by a 250-pound beast and knocked to the ground?
Ethan, pull your pants up.
Sean, if I see hear you talking about happy trails one more time you’re outta here.
Best butchering of my name:
Ms. Steindingle
Best missing the point of the example:
So if I’m a lobbyist and Kwadio is a Congressmen, maybe I take him out to dinner to tell him all about my ideas and try to convince him to see things my way on this bill.
-OO, where are you going to dinner?
Can we kidnap you and make you stay for the rest of the year? –Don’t know if it was sincere, but I’m ending it on this note all the same.
You better not be texting unless you are texting someone the 5 steps in the law-making process.
Best off-color example:
Student: What does probable cause mean?
Me: It’s like, if you accused Richard of killing Diego, you better have some reason to think he actually did it.
Student: You mean, like proof?
Me: Yea, that’s a much better way to say what I said in one word.
Me: Who is the governor of Virginia?
Student: Bill O’Reilly!
Me: Close.
Student: How old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Student: 21.
Me: I am 45 years old.
Student: No way.
Me: Way.
Why do you want to be a teacher? Teachers don’t make any money. You should be an IT tech person.
My binder smells like a hot dog. (Five minutes later, Bailey pulls a hot dog out of his binder and throws it away).
Me: What does you bracelet say?
Student: Boobies.
Me: Nice.
We rocked so hard that we went back all the way to 1940 and the Tuskegee Airmen! (Black History Project Presentation in the style of Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure)
Ms. Steinberg, what would you do if you were jumped on by a 250-pound beast and knocked to the ground?
Ethan, pull your pants up.
Sean, if I see hear you talking about happy trails one more time you’re outta here.
Best butchering of my name:
Ms. Steindingle
Best missing the point of the example:
So if I’m a lobbyist and Kwadio is a Congressmen, maybe I take him out to dinner to tell him all about my ideas and try to convince him to see things my way on this bill.
-OO, where are you going to dinner?
Can we kidnap you and make you stay for the rest of the year? –Don’t know if it was sincere, but I’m ending it on this note all the same.
Comments
Student: "Can I sit closer to the front?"
My sister: "Why do you want to move closer?"
Student: "I can't see the board, and I can't wear my glasses because of the pregnancy."
Classic.