A moment of silence for Tim Russert

(I used my moment to Google Tim Russert since I had no idea who the flip he was. This is called being Non Political / Uninformed).

((this post is dedicated to Prof. Himmelstein in the hopes that I have momentarily distracted her from work with this stellar post)).

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