My word of the day calendar is a worthless piece of crap
I’m angry I paid half-price for this thing. I should have waited until the third week in January for it to be 75% off.
Maybe if I too were a useless piece of crap, this calendar would provide me with an edge over other useless pieces of crap. Then, and only then, I could use words like “leporine” (Has anyone ever, in the history of the world, used this word? Is it even real?) or “Bahrain” (That’s a sodding place!) and they would just look at me in awe:
“Wow. I don’t think you’re useless any more, not with that vocabulary. Now you’re just an ineffective piece of crap, and shouldn’t be hanging around with the likes of us.”
Maybe if I too were a useless piece of crap, this calendar would provide me with an edge over other useless pieces of crap. Then, and only then, I could use words like “leporine” (Has anyone ever, in the history of the world, used this word? Is it even real?) or “Bahrain” (That’s a sodding place!) and they would just look at me in awe:
“Wow. I don’t think you’re useless any more, not with that vocabulary. Now you’re just an ineffective piece of crap, and shouldn’t be hanging around with the likes of us.”
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