This will help the dollar

In general, I'm uncomfortable when any cabinet secretary is the doppelganger of Janosh from Ghostbusters II. Let's just hope there isn't a giant painting of Viego the Carpathian hanging in Timothy Geithner's office or the shit is going to hit the DC fan in a major way, soon.

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Jim said…
I heard that Gozer the Destroyer is going to be Obama's next nominee for the Supreme Court.
March 3, 2010 at 3:26 PM
MB said…
Are you a god?
-No.
...
Ray, next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES.

God that movie is so good.

It's also sad that I know that Gozer was also called Gozer the Gozarian.
March 3, 2010 at 5:21 PM
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