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Mary:
's income dropped considerably today after paying nigh on $3 for Chap Stick.
Economy:
has no lips.
Point:
Economy, for lacking-therefore-not-having-to-deal-with body parts that do not self-lubricate.
Economy:
suffers from 6.5% unemployment.
Mary:
suffers from 100% employment.
Point:
Economy, for not having to commute.
Economy:
markets took a dive despite China’s ginormous stimulus package.
Mary:
has so far said self-lubricate, dive, and ginormous package.
Point:
Mary, for obvious reasons.
Economy:
forced Circuit City to declare bankruptcy.
Mary:
will miss the tag line "where service is state of the art."
Point:
Mary, for taking advantage of inevitable “ALL MUST GO SALE.”
Mary:
Is supposed to be doing a take home exam, not this shenanigans.
Economy:
Invented shenanigans. What what.
Point:
Economy.
It's not over...
's income dropped considerably today after paying nigh on $3 for Chap Stick.
Economy:
has no lips.
Point:
Economy, for lacking-therefore-not-having-to-deal-with body parts that do not self-lubricate.
Economy:
suffers from 6.5% unemployment.
Mary:
suffers from 100% employment.
Point:
Economy, for not having to commute.
Economy:
markets took a dive despite China’s ginormous stimulus package.
Mary:
has so far said self-lubricate, dive, and ginormous package.
Point:
Mary, for obvious reasons.
Economy:
forced Circuit City to declare bankruptcy.
Mary:
will miss the tag line "where service is state of the art."
Point:
Mary, for taking advantage of inevitable “ALL MUST GO SALE.”
Mary:
Is supposed to be doing a take home exam, not this shenanigans.
Economy:
Invented shenanigans. What what.
Point:
Economy.
It's not over...
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