Endings and Beginnings
Today, someone peed on the book bag of one of my favorite
students. When he came to my room and told me, I almost burst into tears. This
young man is so artistic and clever. He’s always drawing. Always. He’s incredibly
talented. He left his bag in the bathroom when he changed for an English presentation
(into an Oscar Wilde costume, no less). The saddest part is that all of his
sketchbooks were in his bag.
After months of hard work, the last few weeks of public
school are pure anarchy. Truly. You can pee on someone’s stuff and there are no
consequences for you. It is like ripping a giant Band-Aid off the world’s hairiest
man in slow motion (or woman. Gender is fluid). It’s excruciating and drawn-out.
It’s what happens when you train young people to take a crappy test, then stay
in school for another month and a half. No one tries anymore and literally
anything goes. If you are like me, than this makes you angry and sad.
I resigned my position as a teacher largely because I felt
like someone was peeing on my proverbial book bag most of the time. I give so
much, and in return I get a stranger’s urine on my stuff. A less gross way of
saying this would be that I care more about school than it cares about me. As
the end of the year drags on, and I take down my colorful room, recycle years
of class sets, and back up many GBs of files, I am sad. Most of my stuff I have
given away to a good home, so that students will still (hopefully) benefit from
it. The things I can’t bring myself to give away I am slowly hauling home,
because I’m sure I’ll find a use for a milk-crate full of Play Dough.
As I am sifting through the remains of seven years of
teaching, I realized a few things. One, the quality of student work is deteriorating
over time. This is a little alarming to me, and it should be for you, too. I
can’t help but be a little reflective here and think this is symptomatic of a
larger problem in our society. Standards for everything just seem to be
slipping. It’s concerning. The second thing I’m realizing is that my stuff—this
stuff I’m throwing away, pawning off to someone else, or schlepping home to my nerd-hoard--
is *good*. Usually I am very self-deprecating; now I’m just being honest. I am looking
at what I created for my students and I am thinking to myself, “This is
amazing! How could they not learn from this?” or, “I’m so proud of me for making
that!” or, “I could sell this!” or, “Mrs. Patterson, why are you such a savage?”
(Being called a “savage” by a young person, so far as I can tell, is a compliment).
(Being called a “savage” by a young person, so far as I can tell, is a compliment).
It is sad to part with years of work and creativity. It is sad that I won’t be
there for kids like Ben to give him a place to just sit and be away from
everybody while he takes in the magnitude of losing his sketchbooks because some
fucking animal peed on his bag. Will my replacement do that? Will he or she buy
him a new sketchbook? Will they read “Oh the places you’ll go” to a group of 16
year olds like they’re 5 and change all the names at the end? Will they do an
impression of Johan Tetzel selling indulgences or Copernicus publishing the
heliocentric theory on his deathbed? Will they tell a joke about
circumnavigating vs. circumcising? Will they have “school dreams” where they wake up with a yelp because the frustration is so ingrained into their subconscious that it literally haunts them? I don’t know. I know they will fight a never
ending battle with phones, ungrateful students and parents, and policies that
make no sense. They’ll throw up their hands when they grade papers again and
again because kids can write them again and again, and they do so because they
game the system. They’ll work for and wait and hope for changes that don’t come.
Once, when I was 22 and had no clue about my life,
my mom wrote me a note. I still have it, in the very same room holding my cache
of Play-Dough. It reads:
I know you have
brains, and I know you have courage…I know your gifts and I know your heart,
and I know you will be fine.
At this moment in time, when I’m 34 and have no clue
about my life, I want to believe that she’s right. I want to believe that there
will be enough kids like Ben to cancel out the terrible ones. I want the
teacher who will replace me to be successful, to have better jokes and create
better activities, to explain and regrade and explain and regrade without
flipping out in exasperation or waking up with a yelp. I want them to succeed
because our only collective hope is the kids. It’s a slim one, and my grasp is
slipping. I don’t know what I will be doing three months from now, but it won’t
be Back to School Night. I just know, like Mom said, that I have brains and I
have heart. I have never left *any* job without my employer trying to get me to
stay. Maybe my path will come back to teaching someday, but it needs to go
through something(s) else first.
I will be OK. I have to believe I will be OK. I am a savage,
after all.
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