Lists
Five
things in my coat pocket
1. smart trip card (regular, not Obama face)
2. chapstick
3. cell phone
4. a lone glove (wha?)
5. Zone perfect bar (i.e., school night dinner)
Four
things I wish I had
1. Arms like Madonna mid 90s
2. A goddamned puppy
3. Clearly defined sense of purpose
4. Roll of McVitie’s chocolate digestives, plain (dark in American)
Three
things I am wondering
1. Will I be a good teacher?
2. Will I snap one day on the bus and punch someone in the face?
3. Will I get a piece of this $787 billion economic stimulus that my progeny will pay for? It could really help finance my one-eyed lasik.
Two
things I am seriously considering
1. Leaving my job to return to an old job
2. Getting lasik in one eye so if something goes wrong I’ll still have one good eye
One
thing I need
1. A reason for the season. Christmas is over, so Jesus is out.
Comments
1)I didn't even know the DC metro made Obama faced smartrip cards!!
2) Currently Madonna has arms like a dinosaur. You should aspire for mid-90s Madonna arms.
2-Good point. I revised my wants.