My bitchin sock-tan makes me feel athletic.
That's all I got.
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Party on Wayne
A wiser woman than I once said that there is a Wayne's World quote for every moment in life. I'd like to add on to this proverb that there is a Wayne's World quote that is applicable to every classroom procedure. For those of you who aren't familiar with this most classic of films, in the rising action, the evil Russell gives Wayne and Garth backstage passes to an Alice Cooper concert. The guys are so psyched to have backstage passes that they just walk around showing everyone their badges. Once they get to Alice, the scene just gets better. This scene, coupled with an old nametag lanyard I never bothered to throw away, is the inspiration behind my class bathroom pass for the upcoming school year. Party on.
Pie Chart on Fire
Being a wholly realistic breakdown of how I am spending the first few days of August.
