Best of 8th grade
Oh my god Ms. Steinberg I need to go to the bathroom to wash Trent’s blood off of me.
You better not be texting unless you are texting someone the 5 steps in the law-making process.
Best off-color example:
Student: What does probable cause mean?
Me: It’s like, if you accused Richard of killing Diego, you better have some reason to think he actually did it.
Student: You mean, like proof?
Me: Yea, that’s a much better way to say what I said in one word.
Me: Who is the governor of Virginia?
Student: Bill O’Reilly!
Me: Close.
Student: How old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Student: 21.
Me: I am 45 years old.
Student: No way.
Me: Way.
Why do you want to be a teacher? Teachers don’t make any money. You should be an IT tech person.
My binder smells like a hot dog. (Five minutes later, Bailey pulls a hot dog out of his binder and throws it away).
Me: What does you bracelet say?
Student: Boobies.
Me: Nice.
We rocked so hard that we went back all the